Have fun w/z 'this' cuteness, everyone...
translations by amuro_namie
here's the picture of the talk. I'll be doing part I and part II.
Hamada –the one with more hair on his head
Matsumoto –bald head guy
Fujiki – the other guest in part I. [man, he’s super hot! He was also in the drama ‘1 litre of tears’ !!
Amuro- Our beautiful Queen of hip-pop.
This is part I
[Fujiki and Amuro will be talking on TV together. It’s been 10 years ever since they last spoke with eachother. ]
Hamada – what? It’s been 10years ???? woa!!!
Amuro – no, wait. I believe we met before on another music show earlier.
Matsumoto –so, you (amuro) said hi to Fujiki then??
Hamada –nah~! Amuro NEVER says ‘hi’ to anyone when you meet her outside in other shows. [laughing]
Amuro –ok, listen guys. You know how some people don’t like to talk about their past? Well, I met Fujiki-san at Music Station before. So, I thought about saying ‘hi’ to him, but I wasn’t sure if Fujiki-san is the type of person who would love to talk about the past or hate to talk about the past. See, I wasn’t sure.
Matsumoto- so, Amuro, did you say ‘hi’ to Fujiki-san or not?
Amuro – as a person, I did something I shouldn’t have done. [laughing] I tried not looking at Fujiki-san during the show. I tried not to have any eye contacts.
Hamada – Fujiki-san, how about you?
Fujiki –OH, I definitely remembered Amuro-san! So, I talked to her.
Hamada –you started to talked to her, not Amuro?
Fujiki –yea, I first said ‘hey! It’s been a while’ to Amuro-san.
Hamada –oh, didn’t Amuro have a face that looked as if she didn’t want to talk to you?
Fujiki – yup.
Amuro – oh no, I didn’t have a face like that!
[Fujiki points at the space between Amuro and him, making the point that Amuro didn’t want to see him]
[Amuro suddenly gets up and sits closer to him to prove that it’s not true]
Matsumoto –yea. Every time I see Amuro, Amuro always tried to not have a eye contact with me and runs away! [he demonstrates it]
Amuro –no! that’s not true! It’s you, Matsumoto-san, who looks as if you donn’t want to see me every time I see you! You always look as if you’re saying ‘ hey, don’t talk to me!’
Matsumoto – I thought you were coming to bother me, instead of talking to me! Gosh she’s so weird!
Amuro – WHO?????!!!!
Matsumoto – it’s YOU!!!
[laughing]
Amuro – what are you talking about?? I’m always so happy and energetic!
[laughing]
Fujiki – well, I was also embarrassed and shy to talk to her, since it’s been 10years and also the fact that she’s singing, not acting. So, I thought that in Amuro-san’s memory, the movie ‘That’s Cunning’ has been erased out of her head. And I also thought about not talking to her too.
Hamada – Amuro, you didn’t want to do the movie, did you?
Amuro –To tell the truth, I went to the office where who decides who is going to be in a movie, and cried to them. I asked, ‘why did you put me in the movie? I didn’t want to be in it!’ I told them that I can’t act, but they said that it’s too late now, that it’s been decided.
Matsumoto – so you did it anyways?
Amuro –ugh…yea…I worked really hard for that movie.
Matsumoto –isn’t it called, ‘THAT’S CUNNING!’
Amuro –yup.
Matsumoto –oh yea, I remember something like that. Yea…there was a movie like that, huh?
Hamada –let’s take a look at the movie a little.
Matsumoto – oh yea! Let’s watch it!
[Audiences are in shock]
Amuro – nooooooo!!! I don’t want to see it!!!
[some part of the movie is shown here ]
(in the movie, Yamaguchi Tatsuya –from TOKIO and Amuro is playing the main characters. Amuro is 19years old back then. )
[in the movie, when Amuro is talking to her classmates after the explosion, the Amuro on hey hey hey suddenly speaks out, ‘OH NO! please! Stop the tape! This is really embarrassing!!]
[although this is the 1st movie that Amuro is in, Amuro has a sexy scene-where Amuro is taking a bath]
[everyone, especially Fujiki get excited]
Amuro – I don’t remember this part!
Hamada –really?
Fujiki – You don’t remember this scene??
[on the little preview of the movie, they show the Fujiki 10years ago. (ahahaha. He looks soo ugly, compared to now!!) it’s that guy who has glasses along with braces who looks like he is about to cry in front of his mean professor]
[here, the audiences go wild to see the before picture]
Fujiki – shut up guys!!! (little embarrassed)
[the tape ends here]
Hamada – man, looking at both of you 10years ago, you guys looked horrible compared to now.
Amuro –we don’t look that bad, right Fujiki-san?
Matsumoto – Amuro! You weren’t really saying those words where you?? You are the one who was Cunning!! WEREN’T YOU!!!
[laughing]
Hamada –so, Amuro-san you have not been in any movie ever since?
Amuro –that’s right.
Matsumoto –looks like you are paranoid now…
Amuro –well, yea….I guess you can say that.
Hamada –so, why don’t you do another one, like today?
Amuro –ummmmm….nah…..butchake getsuka narab(sorry guys, don’t know what that means, but either way, Hamada gets up here, it must mean something funny..)
Amuro – you know, I have never watched the whole movie from beginning to the end in my life.
[Matsumoto laughing, while the audience is like ‘eHHHHH!!!’ ]
Hamada – oh , you CAN”T watch it, isn’t that it??
Amuro – yea, I’m too scared to watch it.
Matsumoto –well, I’m planning to borrow the video today, I want to watch it now!
Amuro –you BETTER watch it!!!
Fujiki – yea, I want to hear what you thought about the movie.
Hamada – well, anyhow, thank you AMURO-SAN~! We’ll see you in the second part of the show.
[Amuro leaves the room]
partII
Hamada: here’s our guest, Amuro Namie-san!!! Amuro-san, you came to this show (hey hey hey) SO many times! Wow, that’s a big number. But did you know (turning to Matsumoto) that this Amuro-san didn’t show up to our special event, ‘500th episode special’ ?
Amuro: I’m really sorry.
Matsumoto – yea….she somehow COULDN’T make it, huh….
Amuro –yea…I went to LA and Las Vegas.,……yea….that’s why I couldn’t go…..
Hamada –oh you went to record your song? [looking at the paper he’s holding]
Amuro –yes, I went to Los Angeles to film my PV.
Hamada – you also went to some kind of show??
Amuro –yes, since my concert starts in the summer, I went to see other people’s concert to see if I can change my concert a bit.
Matsumoto – who’s concert di you go?
Amuro – I went to Celine Deon’s Concert in the very front row.
Hamada –what? You went to watch her concert in the very front row and you fell asleep?
Amuro – no! No! I didn’t ! It’s just my head, I was in the mood to take a nap, but didn’t. [she demonstrate it with her head]
Matsumoto –my gosh! The artist (amuro) is becoming asuto(it’s a drug that rhymes with artist)
[get’s hit from Hamada]
Amuro –that’s SO wrong!!! That’s SO wrong!! That’s SO wrong!!! (she says this in Osaka tone. *Osaka tone is how Hamada and Matsumoto is speaking, they have different tone when they speak….ummmm…little like people from TEXAS, you know how they speak little different? It’s like that)
Matsumoto –well, don’t you think sleeping during a concert is wrong too??
Amuro –yea..that’s wrong too, but yours is MORE wrong!!
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