Một phút cảm thán ~

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đời là bể khổ.

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victorian era ghost stories

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thấy ghê quá, thôi chuyển qua đọc truyện cười

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were stuck on a deserted island together. One day a magic mirror came to them and said if they tell the truth they can go home but if they lie they will disappear. So the brunette

Went first and said ‘I think I am beautiful, and she disappeared. Then the red head went Next and said ‘I love my husband’ and she disappeared.
Then the blonde said ‘I think’ and she disappeared.

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A blonde walked into a DIY store and saw a T.V that she wanted. So she went up to the shop keeper and said that she wanted the T.V. The shop keeper said ‘sorry I don’t sell to blondes’.

So the next day she walked in with a ginger wig on, and said I want to buy that T.V please. And again the shop keeper said ‘sorry I don’t sell to blondes’. And the next day the blonde walked in with a brown wig on and said I would like to buy that T.V please. And the shop keeper said ‘I don’t sell to blondes’. So the blonde gave up and said ‘ok you’re good but how did you know I am a blonde’. And the shop keeper said ‘it’s not a T.V it is a microwave’.

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muốn xem lại Sleepy Hollow, Sweeney Todd và From Hell.


mặc dù thích phim của T.Burton nhưng mình vẫn ko ưa đc cái phim Planet of the apes, ewwww, hơi bị ám ảnh.

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ma quái (mặc dù lyric chả có gì quái đản) nhưng hay.

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¤-Gét áNh sÁnG...
¤-NhƯnG lẠj sỢ bÓnG tỐj...

¤-Gét ồN àO...
¤-NhƯnG lẠj sỢ yÊn lẶnG...

¤-MuỐn mỘt mìNh...
¤-NhƯnG lẠj sỢ cÔ đƠn...

Là TrjỆu chỨnG cỦa 1 đỨa đjÊn

Giờ mới bik là mình điên

[Tiêu Dao Tử]

thấy phồng da có tí xiu, ai dè cắt ra 1 mảng bự O.o

[Tiêu Dao Tử]

da ơi là da

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Mình ko muốn iu ai, thế mà sao gặp ai cũng thik thế này